Thursday, July 23, 2009
OBAMA ... OBAMA ... OBAMA ...
Everyone around here has some trouble getting BAMSTER out of their mind.
An old trick: bet someone that they cannot spend the following five minutes without thinking about "the pink crocodile" (choose an honest person — you will, after all, have to rely on them telling you whether they did or didn't).
They will lose the bet (yes, this is how advertising works)...
But if someone offers the same bet to you, there is ONE way to win it. All you have to do is think about... let's say "the yellow rhinoceros" (you get the idea).
Now... After all these limericks, we need a break. Can you suggest to us words that would do? (Hint: we tried "Bill Clinton" and did not get anywhere...)
Overheard (oh, so many times... on the street, on the Net):
"Why OBAMA <whatever>?"
"Yeah, this sucks... But this is still better than Bush!"
Finally, USA Today confirmed that by now, more American people think BAMSTER is worse than Bush (not the other way around). And you thought you'd never hear this, didn't you?
We are not analyzing the score
or the people we hate (or adore).
Our country is stuck,
thanks to stupid Barack...
"Better than" doesn't cut it no more.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
I have a feeling (all dogs do — we know when the guy "blinks" inside... and that's when we bite most often) that BAMSTER is counting days just as much as we do. Or more.
Even with all the protection he gets (and we pay for), little BARRY is scared.
And he does not want us to think about the time left (must be the only thing LEFT he does not want to promote...).
We have to make sure that our adversary and his gang see countdown timers wherever they go, on and off the Web.
Check out this link: http://www.obamafu.com/timers.shtml - you can download a zipped HTML file with the source code for timers, or you can copy/paste the code shown on this page into your own Web site. If you need help implementing it — just ask here. I will be happy to help you.
Thursday, July 16, 2009
...were a few words:
Our country went totally nuts.
Masses picked one electable putz,
whose election was bought
with the money he brought
from abroad, where they hate our guts...
These words were spoken at the end of the most disappointing Election night ever, as we were howling...
Without much delay, the rest of the night was spent in thinking up a way to get rid of the CHANGE , and ideas ranged from inventing a Time Machine "on the double" to starting a new revolution "right this minute".
The revolution idea seemed more feasible, and we — me and a few other watchdogs I know — immediately started collecting ideas and sketches for the poor man's virtual cannon: our future Web site.
When we got enough to start with, the site was launched on April 14, 2009 — the day before the first Tea Party rumbled across the country. Incidentally, on the same day in history, RMS Titanic went down... And we thought about it, and dreamed about being the part of the tip of the iceberg which will sink both BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA and the unwelcome change he brought into our lives.
We are still at it, updating the site with new limericks, cartoons, videos and other content daily.
As our site continues to grow, trying to catch up with the fast growing frustrations of all Americans, our visitors need a place where we all could talk. This is why we started this blog.
All your comments are welcome here. We do moderate the discussion — but we do not censor anyone. The good ones, the bad ones and even the ugly ones all have their place here. Registration is not required, but good manners are.
I am Dude.
God Bless America.