tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-83396947927326912172024-03-13T14:01:04.211-05:00Because enough is enoughDudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06728642006971049913noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8339694792732691217.post-85887929016543475042009-07-23T02:16:00.026-05:002009-10-11T00:19:01.100-05:00How to live without thinking about Barack Hussein Obama<strong><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000;color:#ffffff;" > OBAMA </span>... <span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000;color:#ffffff;"> OBAMA </span>... <span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000;color:#ffffff;" > OBAMA </span>...<br /></span><br /></strong><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Everyone around here has some trouble getting <span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000;color:#ffffff;" ><strong> BAMSTER </strong></span> out of their mind.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">An old trick: bet someone that they cannot spend the following five minutes <strong>without</strong> thinking about "<strong>the pink crocodile</strong>" (choose an honest person — you will, after all, have to rely on them telling you whether they did or didn't).</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">They will lose the bet (yes, this is how advertising works)...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">But if someone offers the same bet to you, there is ONE way to win it. All you have to do is think about... let's say "<strong>the yellow rhinoceros</strong>" (you get the idea).</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Now... After all these limericks, we need a break. <strong>Can you suggest to us words that would do?</strong> (Hint: we tried "<strong>Bill Clinton</strong>" and did not get anywhere...)</span><br /><br /><hr width="100%" style="color:#c13828;"><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Overheard (oh, so many times... on the street, on the Net):</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">"Why <span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000;color:#ffffff;" ><strong> OBAMA </strong></span> <whatever>?"</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">"Yeah, this sucks... But this is still better than Bush!"</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">NO MORE.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Finally, <a title="Bamster: 10th place out of 12 available..." href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/presidential-approval-tracker.htm" target="_blank">USA Today</a> confirmed that by now, more American people think <span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000;color:#ffffff;" ><strong> BAMSTER </strong></span> is worse than Bush (not the other way around). And you thought you'd never hear this, didn't you?</span><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;">We are not analyzing the score</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">or the people we hate (or adore).</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Our country is stuck,</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">thanks to stupid Barack...</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">"Better than" doesn't cut it no more.</span> </strong>Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06728642006971049913noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8339694792732691217.post-28157077855711282742009-07-21T08:12:00.005-05:002009-10-11T00:16:34.785-05:00Freebies - Obama and Pelosi Time countdown timers<span style="font-family:arial;">I have a feeling (all dogs do — we know when the guy "blinks" inside... and that's when we bite most often) that <span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000;color:#ffffff;"><strong> BAMSTER </strong></span> is counting days just as much as we do. Or more.<br /><br />Even with all the protection he gets (and we pay for), little <span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000;color:#ffffff;"><strong> BARRY </strong></span> is scared.<br /><br />And he does not want us to think about the <strong>time left</strong> (must be the only thing <span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000;color:#ffffff;" ><strong> LEFT </strong></span> he does not want to promote...).<br /><br />We have to make sure that our adversary and his gang see countdown timers wherever they go, on and off the Web.<br /><br />Check out this link: <a href="http://www.obamafu.com/timers.shtml">http://www.obamafu.com/timers.shtml</a> - you can download a zipped HTML file with the source code for timers, or you can copy/paste the code shown on this page into your own Web site. If you need help implementing it — just ask here. I will be happy to help you.</span>Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06728642006971049913noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8339694792732691217.post-18265095024556590192009-07-16T16:48:00.039-05:002009-10-11T00:14:22.952-05:00In the beginning...<span style="font-family:arial;">...were a few words:</span><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;">Our country went totally nuts.<br /></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family:arial;">Masses picked one electable <span class="dict" title="putz (p[u^]ts), n. [Yiddish] 1. A fool; a jerk. 2. The penis. [Vulgar]">putz</span>,<br /></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family:arial;">whose election was bought</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;">with the money he brought<br /></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family:arial;">from abroad, where they hate our guts...</span></strong><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">These words were spoken at the end of the most disappointing Election night ever, as we were howling...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Without much delay, the rest of the night was spent in thinking up a way to get rid of the <span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #FF0000;font-family:arial;color:#ffffff;"><strong> CHANGE </strong></span>, and ideas ranged from inventing a Time Machine "on the double" to starting a new revolution "right this minute".</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">The revolution idea seemed more feasible, and we — me and a few other watchdogs I know — immediately started collecting ideas and sketches for the poor man's virtual cannon: our future Web site.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">When we got enough to start with, the site was launched on April 14, 2009 — the day before the first Tea Party rumbled across the country. Incidentally, on the same day in history, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RMS_Titanic">RMS Titanic went down</a>... And we thought about it, and dreamed about being the part of the tip of the iceberg which will sink both <span style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000;font-family:arial;color:#ffffff;"><strong> BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA </strong></span> and the unwelcome change he brought into our lives.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">We are still at it, updating the site with new limericks, cartoons, videos and other content <strong>daily</strong>.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">As our site continues to grow, trying to catch up with the fast growing frustrations of all Americans, our visitors need a place where we all could talk. This is why we started this blog.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">All your comments are welcome here. We do moderate the discussion — but we do not censor anyone. The good ones, the bad ones and even the ugly ones all have their place here. Registration is not required, but good manners are.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">I am Dude.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">God Bless America.</span>Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06728642006971049913noreply@blogger.com0